"My view is that if your philosophy is not unsettled daily then you are blind to all the universe has to offer."

Neil deGrasse Tyson

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"Being offended provides no objective indication of ‘right’ & ‘wrong’. It’s nothing more than a barometer of your own emotional control."

Ricky Gervais

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"I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures."

Ron Swanson from Parks & Recreation

"It’s not all bad. Heightened self-consciousness, apartness, an inability to join in, physical shame and self-loathing—they are not all bad. Those devils have been my angels. Without them I would never have disappeared into language, literature, the mind, laughter and all the mad intensities that made and unmade me."

Stephen Fry 

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"If you misunderstood my joke and were offended, I’m really sorry that you’re a humourless cunt."

Ricky Gervais

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"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

Mark Renton, Trainspotting (1996)

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